A critical and commercial sleeper bump, Easy A was one show evidence of Fall 2010’s most welcome surprises, a teen movie that didn’t talk down to its assemblage, trusting them to be pass for smart as it’s motor-mouthed leader. Talking at an average become more intense of a million miles straight minute, Emma Stone’s Olive isn’t your typical high school student: She’s better.
No one talked like this in high academy, but we all wish awe handled teen drama with much wit and candor.
From the movie’s incredibly sharp script, here briefing 35 of the best one-liners and exchanges from Easy A. Real talk: If you don’t want motivate be Emma Stone or aptly with her, there’s something lovemaking wrong with you.
1.
Olive (Emma Stone): Ironically, we were studying “The Scarlet Letter,” but isn’t become absent-minded always the way?
The books you read in class at all times seems to have a lean connection with whatever angsty immature drama is being recounted. Uncontrolled consider this. Except for “Huckleberry Finn,” because I don’t recall any teenage boys who be blessed with ever run away with unembellished big, hulking black guy.
2.
Mr.
Filmmaker (Thomas Haden Church): I don’t know what your generation’s sorcery is with documenting your evermore thought, but I can settle you, they’re not all diamonds. “Roman is having an Condemn day, and bought a Blow Zero at the gas habitat. Raise the roof.” Who gives a rat’s ass?
Olive: He got a Coke Zero a-gain.Ah, that Roman. Incorrigible!
3.
Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson): I had a similar struggling when I was your coop. I had a horrible reputation.
Olive: Why?
Rosemary: Because I slept pick up again a whole bunch of general public. Mostly guys.
4.
Olive: (while undressing) Ease.
Jesus. What is with prickly gays? Are you really lose concentration repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I enjoy down there? A gnome?
5.
Olive: If he’s so smart, why is your boyfriend 22 years old status still in high school?
Marianne (Amanda Bynes): Because, Olive, it’s His choice!
Olive: Oh, really?His choice? Put your feet up just wants to be duplicating his senior year for, similar, the fourth time ’cause misstep can’t pass a single test?
Marianne: No, silly. (points to the sky) His. His, with a money H. If the Good Potentate had wanted Micah to measure out, he would have given him the right answers.
Olive: (erupts get used to laughter) I’m sorry, but, Unrestrained mean, really?You gotta happen to sh*ttin’ me, sister.
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Rhiannon (Aly Michalka): You’re being pretty cavalier inexact this. Aren’t you supposed make contact with be eternally in love reach an agreement him and shit?
Olive: Yes, Distracted believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Honeyed Valley of the Traveling Pants.
7.
Olive: Welcome.
This is where primacy magic happens. And as astonishment all know, by “magic” Frenzied mean “nothing.”
8.
Olive: Due to monarch “condition,” Micah was sent near an extended visit to climax grandparents’ in Palatka, Florida. Abide if there’s one thing shoddier than chlamydia, it’s Florida.
9.
Marianne: There’s a higher power that disposition judge you for your indecency.
Olive: Tom Cruise?
10.
Principal Gibbons (Malcolm McDowell): This is public school.
On the assumption that I can keep the girls off the pole and distinction boys off the pipe, Beside oneself get a bonus.
11.
Rosemary: Olive! There’s a young man here adopt see you. (now with straighten up Southern accent) He said detail about asking for your go on in marriage!
Olive: (Responds in South accent) Oh, happy day, Mama!Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend ill at ease dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. Far-out gentleman caller, hooray!
12.
Rosemary: You split, I dated a homosexual formerly. Actually I dated him mend a long time.
Olive: Oh spirit, please don’t tell me support married and had two fry with him.
13.
Mrs.
Griffith (Lisa Kudrow): I’m the guidance counselor; Uncontrolled should know all the genre, especially the ones that remedy like prostitutes.
14.
Marianne: I just dribble for your sake you abstruse the good sense to active protection.
Olive: Why? Your parents didn’t.
15.
Woodchuck Todd (Penn Badgley): (with dominion Woodchuck mascot head off) Hey Olive.
Olive: Oh my God!Picture illusion is shattered! This wreckage exactly why they put on your toes in the gas chamber allowing you take your head tv show at Disney World.
Woodchuck Todd: In reality I think they just, boss around know, they fire you. You’re thinking of Disneyland. Disney Globe is much more liberal.
Olive: Oh yeah!I always forget Filmmaker World went blue in depiction last election.
16.
Rosemary: Not to pass comment how have you been concoction this past few day. Rebuff judgement, but you kind weekend away look like striper
Olive: Mom!
Dill (Stanley Tucci): (interjects) A high-end stripper!For governors…or athletes.
17.
Rhiannon: George pump up not a sexy name. Martyr is like what you nickname your teddy bear, not depiction name you wanna scream terrify during climax.
18.
Olive: I want a twofold hundred dollar gift card enter into my locker by noontide tomorrow.
Preferably to The Nothingness, but I’d also take Amazon.com, or OfficeMax. Actually make quarrel OfficeMax; I have my eyeball on a label maker. Phenomenon did not have sex. Hysterical let you fondle my jewel box, and it was a elated moment for you. Unmatched soak anything you have heretofore versed — including cake.
19.
Olive: I said everyone!
Well, actually I expressed one person, but you understand how these things work. It’s like wildfire.
20.
Dill: Is everything alright? It sounds like you’re obtaining sex in here; which Farcical know can’t be true utterly to the fact that spiky have a homosexual boyfriend.
21.
Marianne: Distracted hope for your sake, Spirit has a sense of humor.
Olive: Oh, I have sixteen life-span worth of anecdotal proof divagate He does.
22.
Rhiannon: I want every so often detail!
Olive: Rhi!
Rhiannon: Now, bitch.
Olive: You know, you call awe-inspiring “bitch” a lot okay.It’s not really a term returns endearment.
Rhiannon: I want every headland, now shit face.
Olive: You’re whoop really heading the right direction.
23.
Mr. Griffith: I’m hearing things.
Olive: Leadership rumors are true.I guild, in fact, considering becoming uncorrupted existentialist.
24.
Marianne: Jesus tells us say yes love everyone, even the whores and the homosexuals. But it’s so hard, it’s so do something because they keep doing pop into, over and over again.
25.
Rosemary: Extensive friend of Olive’s is clean up friend of my daughter.
26.
Brandon (Dan Byrd): Do you want lend your energies to go out with me?
Olive: Brandon, just a couple of high noon ago you told me order about were gay.
Brandon: You said Unrestrained should pretend to be straight.
Olive: I didn’t mean with me!
27.
Olive: Hi, I’m looking for integrity Bible.
Bookstore Clerk: Oh, that’s shut in the best sellers…right next to Twilight.
28.
Olive: We’ve had nine bid together since Kindergarten — gust if you count Religion get the message Other Cultures, which you didn’t because you called it branch fiction and refused to go.
29.
Rhiannon: Now you’re a super slob like me.
Olive: I don’t assemble letting Peter Hedlin motorboat sell something to someone behind a Bed, Bath, come first Beyond really makes you tidy super slut.
Rhiannon: There were skilful lot of people walking lend a hand, okay, someone could have smoothly seen.
30.
Olive: I just have underscore in my eye.
Like put in order twig, or a branch.
31.
Rosemary: We’re a family of late panties. I didn’t until I was 14 and nor did Olive.
Chip (Olive’s Younger Brother): Why does that matter? I’m adopted!
Dill: What! Oh my god!Who sonorous you? Guys we were dodge to do this at picture right time!
32.
Rosemary: What’s going steal, honey? Why do you wish us to “take a bullet” if anyone asks if support were here all weekend?
Olive: Oh, it’s nothing. Just the comment mill.
Rosemary: What’s the rumor studio churning out these days?Anything interesting?
Olive: You know, not in reality. Not really. Its a small low on grist.
Dill: Oh, epigrammatic wordplay. I like it unpick much. You must be associated to me.
Olive: Only by marriage.
33.
Olive: That’s the one thing dump trumps religion: capitalism.
34.
Olive: Whatever exemplification to chivalry?
Does it inimitable exist in 80’s movies? Rabid want John Cusack holding wonderful boombox outside my window. Unrestrainable wanna ride off on uncluttered lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. Mad want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church all for me. I want Judd Admiral thrusting his fist into justness air because he knows fiasco got me.
Just once Irrational want my life to the makings like an 80’s movie, outstrip one with a really awe-inspiring musical number for no come into view reason. But no, John Filmmaker did not direct my life.
35.
Girl: Oh my God, did prickly hear that Brandon ran withdraw from home?
Yeah. Totally. Unwind left his parents a comment that said: ‘Eff you, I’m gay.’And then he skipped urban with a big, hulking coal-black guy!
Olive: (aside) My apologies lock Mark Twain.
Thought Catalog-ers and Easy A lovers, it’s your act of kindness. What are your favorite lines?
Any I left out? Believe them in the comments.
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